I have something very sad to share with you today. I witnessed a murder today. It happened right outside our bathroom window. The murderer tied his victim up and waited until it stopped moving before it sucked the life out of the victim.
I’m not too fond of flies but I felt sorry for this one. I also feel sorry for myself because this is the most exciting thing that has happened to me today. Being stuck inside buried under textbooks kind of lowers the standards of what I consider to be ‘interesting’.